What's your secret "Austen"?

It’s quite late for me to be sitting on the computer; you see in our household, it’s a strict all-monitors/projectors-switched-off rule. Although what pisses me off is that this rule is applied only to me. My sister chats with her friends online through the night and my mom watches T.V. for as long as she wants, but when I try to attempt something like that, I get scolded by my dad (even if it’s say 10:05 PM).


So today, is one of those rare days when they don’t notice me sitting here (so I’m trying to make the most of it by downloading porn!).


Anyway, I was reading Mayank Austen Soofi’s blog and was wonderin’ if this guy’s even telling the truth. I mean what if I told you that I got a pretty ordinary job to pay my bills and I go around buying books in such enormous quantities that it’s impossible to read my collection in an entire lifetime (considering I have a job to do!)?

He claims to buy books almost everyday and he can’t read one book at a time (okay, here he may be true, ‘cause I do that too). From what I get, he does judge books by their covers, that’s the only way to explain his getting “hard-ons” by just looking at them and also his having different editions of the same book in his collection.


Sorry Mr.Soofi, I don’t know what to make of your ranting, and to think of it now, I wonder if I even care...

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