All you need to do is keep on cramming (or mugging as we call it in
This is the basic rule of our whole education system.
Cram all the stuff up thoroughly (which, by the way, won’t be of any use in future) and vomit it all out on the answer sheet during the exam. Come out the examination hall totally brainwashed and get yourself ready for another year (or semester) of cramming. Not to forget the brain cells that burned out due to constant pressure, burden and exhaustion.
Evolution is a constant in life, and thus came people like us (the latest of youths, as they call us, who keep on devising new methods of avoiding hard work). We used the concept of cache memory as the principle underlying our revolutionary method that kinda helped us break the aforementioned “system”.
We subconsciously allotted a small part of our main brain as the cache brain. Now, this cache brain (just like cache memory) is a smaller and faster storage space. Now all we had to do was to carefully plan out the minimum possible (or required) amount of crap to be crammed to fare well in exams.
And then we could easily cram (record) all that stuff up (faster! In just one last night before the exam) in our cache brain, use this cache during the exam and, ultimately, format the cache as soon as we came out.
This way we could save all those cells and, of course, the stuff stored in our main brain; like the name of our favorite porn star (was it Lisa Ann or Vicky Vette?!), the number of days since we last enjoyed the booze (for bragging purpose), dates of all the forthcoming matches (football, cricket, tennis, it doesn’t matter, we are “men”, give us anything), the number of cigarettes left in my pack and god only knows how much of other more-important-than-life information.
After all, it’s life not a joke, you gotta have your priorities right!
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