What have I got myself into?

Infosys has organized an on-campus pre-training program for us with the help of Campus Connect. This program is supposed to give us a cutting edge over others, kinda make us “industry ready”.

After attending their classes for 3 days, I’ve come to realize that Campus Connect is itself not industry ready. They have trained our teachers so that they can train us, and the least I can say now is that our teachers remain as incompetent as ever.

This is what you need to do if you want to train people for Infosys:

1) Download the presentation slides from their website.

2) Appoint a teacher who can successfully read out those slides in front of 30 odd students (yes, word by word).

3) Syllabus originally meant for a whole semester should be taught in one day straight.

4) Teach that teacher how to avoid tricky questions volleyed by the students.

5) There’s no need to give out notes of any kind ‘cause it is students’ headache, as it is their job that is on the line.

They tell us that tests will be conducted during this course and based on the results our training period might be shortened to 1 month (from 3 months).

Okay then, 3 months it is!

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