CAT courier

Didn’t go to college today. It paid off well.

I was living in constant fear of CAT scorecard for past many days. Finally it came and, thankfully, I was at home to receive it safely. Of course I wouldn’t want my family to know about it.


Not because no good can come of my 94 percentile, but it’s just that I never tell my parents about any of my exam results.

If it’s bad, I get a stick stuck up my ass.

If it’s good, it breeds expectation which in turn increases the length of that stick for the next time.


Moral of the story: Parent’s ignorance is children’s bliss.

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