You say 'Engineers', I say 'Really!'

(A dhaba near a college. 4 engineers are smoking.)

Engineer #1: These frenchies, I tell you, are no good. They are so fuckin’ uncomfortable man. You have to keep changin’ your position all the time.

Engineer #2: Yeah, you’re right. They get stuck in your butt-cracks so often, you know, it gets so painful sometimes. Sometimes I feel like crying man.

Engineer #3: (puffing on a cigarette, appearing tactful) that’s why I wear our simple desi kachhas. They are so comfy, you see, airy and all. You can just relax in them. Total chill!

(Others nod their approval. They continue smoking in silence for a while.)

Engineer #1: But great stuff to show-off. I mean you wouldn’t wanna be caught dead in these desi kachhas. All the cool dudes wear these frenchies only. You don’t wanna get laughed at.

Engineer #3: C’mon dude, summer’s comin’ up. With all the heat and sweat, you’ll get fuckin’ rashes. Then we’ll see which side you’d wanna be on.

(They laugh.)

Amongst them is sitting Engineer #4. He can’t believe he’s really hearing what he’s hearing. He’s not able to get the whole point behind this frenchie v/s desi kachha war. He can’t believe they all are professional software engineers. He’s thankful that they are just engineers and not doctors (at least they’d screw IT industry, not someone’s life).

He sometimes really thinks that if all the fools of the world died, the human race would be extinct!