God, Satan & Condom.

God made man and woman.

You don’t really need logic to deduce that it was for sex (just look at the perfect fit!).

His motive, of course, was reproduction.

Ours, pleasure.

But soon enough we were fed up of the growing population.

But we couldn’t really do anything.

God was having his way…!


Satan, obviously, was unhappy.

He had to do something to stop all this.

He invented AIDS.

God was furious.

Our pleasure was in danger.

We couldn’t enjoy sex with the fear of virus lurking over us constantly (not to forget the stress of growing population).

Satan was having his way…!


We were depressed and frustrated.

The only thing that we enjoyed was causing us stress.

The thing that we absolutely loved doing was becoming a threat to our existence.

Man invented condom.

Fuck god, fuck Satan!

Finally, we are having our way…!

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