Can't get - any sleep or online!

I sat for my mid-semester exams of Distributed Operating Systems and Unified Modeling Language (or some crap like that) today.

The problem is that students like me can’t really complain about being too mentally exhausted after any exam. We don’t put efforts in studying; we don’t really know what to write down on the answer-sheets, so innocently handed out to us by the invigilators. Exams are actually a leisurely pursuit for us.

So, I returned home early after taking (if you may call it that) those tests.

Now, once again I was confronted by that same question that I face everyday:

How do I pass my time?

I could study for my next test (which is on the day after tomorrow) but then who would I be kidding.

I could pop-in one of those anti-insomnia pills that I took yesterday and go to sleep, but I have been told that takin’ such drugs without prescription can be extremely dangerous. Plus, I’m still not over the dream I had yesterday, I don’t want a repeat telecast!

Obviously enough, books came to my rescue again.

I read two more short stories by Jeffery Archer (this guy is one heck of a writer), then I switched to Above Average (well Bagchi manages to bore the hell outta me, but tiny doses of sex in between keeps me goin’).

Around 11, it becomes unbearable (why is Bagchi bent on telling me how various colonies of Delhi look like, why can’t he just cut to the main storyline).

Sleep still eludes me.

Now I’m sitting on this computer and this internet connection isn’t working.

I’m really pissed.

Reasons?

I can’t sleep.

I can’t post on my blog.

And I can’t even download porn to pass my time.

I think I should look for Ulysses.

It never fails to put me to sleep.