Well, the good thing about this post is that it'll help update this inactive-for-last-20-months-or-so crappy blog. Bad thing is that I won't be doing what I am known to do the best, that is, crib about my shitty life.
Come to think of it, I guess this crappy post will also go on to prove that I use 'shitty' and 'crappy' way too much, thanks to my shitty vocabulary. See? There I did it again.
Anyways, it just dawned on me that I have completely forgotten why I started writing this post in the first place. It definitely had something to do with New Year resolutions, but I don’t remember exactly what it was.
Guess I’ll just say what I’m feeling right now. I have this sudden huge urge of drinking beer. My point is, when you are just walking down some random road, having no idea where the hell are you goin’, you might as well chug down some warm beers, right?
So, later…
P.S. if you’re thinking that this is really arbitrary post than you’re not really wrong. This is my 6th straight day without cigarettes, so I guess this is just one of the lesser known withdrawal symptoms.
My first try at comic making...
I know they suck... But false-praise, flattery and ass-kissing would be much appreciated..!! :-D(just kiddin', be as honest as you can...)
I am Jack's Damaged Lungs..!!
It’s the ‘World No Tobacco Day’ tomorrow.
Simply put, it’s a day when a section (tobacco-hating majority) of the world population will get a reason to reassure themselves that their opinions, beliefs and point of views are, by some crooked logic, “right” and that of the other section (tobacco-loving minority) are “wrong”.
Not that we, of the tobacco-loving minority, could care any lesser. We are just happy that we still can smoke all we want (let the morons say and think whatever they want, we say, we are gonna smoke and die an early death, the way we love!).
Anyway, I’m not here to indulge in this age-old debate; I don’t ever care what others think. I believe in ‘Live & Let Live’, the only truth Mr. Gandhi ever uttered.
To be or not to be (a sucker of cigarette),
Has never been a question for me.
The reason I’m here is something else.
I’m here ‘coz a certain crappy-midget-VJ on MTV brought to my TV screen today some scientific proofs that cigarette smoke contains AMMONIA (as if we don’t know that, and as if other fumes in cigarette smoke aren’t enough to scare away the smokers, and ammonia will do the trick).
Now the curious thing is that he never once said that you shouldn’t smoke because ammonia is harmful for your body. He thrust a bottle of toilet-cleaner in a bystander’s nose and told him that he shouldn’t smoke ‘coz it contains ammonia, which is apparently a component of that toilet-cleaner too.
‘Would you ever smell a toilet-cleaner?’ he asked ‘If not, how can you smoke a cigarette?!’
Wow! Now that’s some logic!
‘If your shit starts talking, would you ever listen to what it has to say?’ I asked myself ‘If not, how can you listen to what this guy has to say?!’
I switched off the TV.
I’d rather be with my computer, at least it never tells me what to do and always (almost!) does what I tell it to…
